Today's Deal:$37.50 For A Lawn Mower Or Weed Eater Tune-Up/Service From CRT Engines LLC ($75 Value)

Eight Clues That Your Mowing Device Needs Help:

8) You have enough clippings in your blade housing to rival a world-class, couponing mother of twelve. 7) Your grass is easily mistaken for green sculptured carpeting.  6) You purchase $40 worth of fuel in order to mow two small lawns, front and back. 5) You hear the frequent stalling of a faltering engine, followed by the sound of a counterpart proclaiming vigorously expressed emotions to neighbors and to the entire free world.  4) You have enough oil from your mower on its cement slab to warrant a surprise visit from the EPA. 3) Blue-grey smoke follows you up and down your mowing rows like party streamers. 2) New, tender spring grass shrinks at the thought of getting their tips cut off by your jagged mower blade, which in turn causes them to turn white as a ghost. 1) Neighbors to the left and to the right are slowly losing their hearing from the roar of your mower’s motor, and all of your replies begin with ‘What?’

If you enjoy replacing your lawnmower every three to four years, disregard the above, since the aforementioned may not be a problem for you. But for the rest of us; a tune up for the old machine is sounding pretty good right about now. That it’s that time of year is undeniable; you’ve already smelled the freshly cut flora and heard Mort down the street firing ‘er up. Wouldn’t it be nice this time around to be the one with that kind of lawn? Uniform blades of green-ness, all precisely the right height? Very nice.

And being the sharpest blade in the shed? Hard to tell if that’s referring to you or to your mower blade, because those sorts of well-maintained little cutters use roughly 20% less fuel than mowers with dull blades, so it’s economical. And when you get your mower serviced…so are you.

CitySmart’s here to help you master Mowing Season with this cutting-edge deal: A $75 lawnmower or weed eater tune up from CRT Engines, LLC for as little as $37.50. Click the “Buy Now” button for you and a friend and it’s bye-bye blunt blades and hellooo foxy lawn!

GUESS WHAT? THIS ONE'S A DOUBLE-HEADER!!!

The captain of the vessel didn’t go easy on them in the contest to see who could hold on the longest…The young neighbor boys were hanging on for dear life to the floating craft. Cheeks were flapping. Hair was whipping. One of them lost his shorts. There was uncontrollable screaming and laughing at pitches unbecoming to the four teenaged boys. Although desperately trying to hold onto both the handles and their pride; it wasn’t working. Their eyes were big as Frisbees and at times their mouths would simultaneously form a perfect letter O.

The last one standing got a little too cocky, yelling and holding up his pointer finger to signify that he was indeed Numero Uno. As he yelled and we applauded, it was apparent that his head was beginning to swell, being of the ultra-competitive persuasion, anyway. In one deft move, the driver gave Uno a little wave, then jerked the boat, which jerked the rope, which sent Uno-boy flying into the water. “I thought he was getting a little full of himself,” our Captain said simply. It’s a memory I’ll not soon forget.

This is why we got through the trouble of getting our boats ready each summer; our boats are where we all loosen up and forget ourselves for a few hours. Kids that won’t even look you in the eye are suddenly all smiles; just add water. And there is something flat out beautiful about an adult at play; we need it as badly as the children do.

What happens on the water is magic.

But let’s face it; the maintenance is a pain. CRT Engines, LLC is all over it. They service, repair and rebuild outboard marine engines to get you loving the lake sooner than you ever thought possible.

We at CitySmart want to see you on the water, instead of just wishing you were. That’s why we’re bringing you this super spring and summertime special: $150 boat tune up from CRT Engines, LLC for as little as $75. Click the “Buy Now!” button for you and your favorite boat and find yourself basking in the sun and fun.