Today's Deal:$7 For 30-Minute Therapeutic & Relaxing Massage ($40 Value) Or Pay $18 For A 1-Hour Relaxing Massage From Zuma Massage ($65 Value)

Did I ever tell you that I'm psychic? Don't laugh, I'm serious! Ever since they put that steel plate in my head I have these, like, visions. I know things. Like I know that this meeting — you, me, here on the CitySmart website on this particular day — did not happen by accident. No, fate brought you here today, my friend.

I suppose you'll want some proof of my psychic skill set? Okay, fair enough. I'm closing my eyes and I see...I see...ah, I see that you are feeling stress lately. Your schedule is extra tight these days and your life feels hectic and harried. Am I right? Of course I am!

Oh, but I sense that you are still skeptical; you'll need more proof of my amazing powers. Okay, let's see...hmm, I see that your budget is also tight right now. And you need to stretch your resources as much as you can. Right again, right? Dang, I'm good!

Yet more proof, Doubting Thomas? Okay, one more, on the house, just because I like you. I now see that...that even your muscles are tight these days. You could really use a soothing, indulgent massage at the hands of a skilled and talented massage therapist. I know, I know, my visions are uncanny. What can I say, it's a gift!

The good news is that today's super-psychic CitySmart deal knows exactly what you need. Good for half an hour of perfectly pampering relaxation from Zuma Massage in Meridian, it's the perfect solution for all the above. Take your schedule, for example: Zuma offers convenient appointments in tune with your specific schedule, making it easy to find time for an hour of blissful solace before getting back to the frantic hamster-wheel sprint that is your life.

And stress? As you lie in the secure warmth of Zumas' environs, basking in the ministrations of one of  Treasure Valley's finest feel-good-makers, stress drifts away on a puffy pink cloud, becoming like a distant dream you can barely remember. Best of all, the whole ahh-inspiring, stress-melting experience, which normally costs $40, will cost you as little as 7 bucks, ensuring that you'll still have plenty of cash in your wallet!

Wait, I'm getting another vision...I see you moving your mouse up the page and clicking on the orange "Buy Now!" button...I see you driving to Zuma Massage on Franklin between Main Street and Locust Grove...I see you saving a bucket of money and feeling blissfully relaxed and happy. The time has come — go forth and embrace your destiny!